Fucked up T-Shirt Ideas

So Sal, Little Matt & I have this ongoing "contest" for who can think of the most fucked up t-shirt idea. After putting some time into our thinking on these shirts, we've come up with a pretty decent list of possibilities for most fucked up t-shirt of all time. However, after I found the website: t-shirt hell, I rethought our ideas.

With such awesome shirts as, "I'm not getting Jiggy, I just have Parkinsons,"

and this little dealy, I thought that they were a shoe-in for most fucked up t-shirt ideas.

Which is why I decided to write this blog. You see, Sal started it all off with, "Hurricaine Shmiricaine; I just want my damn orange juice," relating to last year's hurricaine whiched caused a shortage of orange juice. Matt retorted with
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To which I came up with, "Tsunami 2004: Ride the Wave." Then I later found out that t-shirt hell had, "I surfed Tsunami 2004," pretty much the same thing. So I came up with something so bad that I really care not to divulge as it will result in numerous people discontinuing friendships with me.

Shortly after I came up with the unmentionable of t-shirts, another of my friend (nameless) came up with, "I didn't like the Twin Towers anyway." Really bad nameless.

Then, another of my friends asked if I had any good ideas for shirts in poor taste about the hurricaine. I started thinking and came up with something to the order of, "Flash me for..." and then formed a writer's block on the rest. Thankfully, my favorite t-shirt site filled in the rest for me with "Flash me for Food & Water" with "beads" crossed out.

I've just come up with two more hurricaine related shirts and I'll divulge them now before the opportune 2 years for comedic discourse has passed. They both play off of the same idea, which was also kind of covered already in t-shirt hell.

Number 1: "I survived Katrina and all I got was this fucked up house."
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Number 2: "I survived Katrina and all I got were these kick-ass seats in the superdome."

Ok, so maybe everyone's crossing the line too soon on these t-shirt ideas because there are a lot of people dead and suffering because of this. However and first of all, those people were told to leave because a Class 5 (big mother-fucker) hurricaine was coming their way. They chose to not vacate. Second of all, I wouldn't get pissed if someone made a t-shirt that said, "Blatt bought this awesome Mazda and now all he has is a gigantic lawn jockey." Or, "You know you're a hick when you smashed a tooth out after 25 shots in an hour, and then your new car resides in your lawn because it blew up...thus forcing you to buy a new engine before a new tooth. Oh yeah, and you also don't use words like "thus.""

There they are for now. I'll amend this post when I think of more.